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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 16:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

No go.

Genetics testing startup Nucleus Genomics criticized for its embryo product: 'Makes me so nauseous' - TechCrunch

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Treasury yields tick higher after latest U.S. jobs data release - CNBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

NASA Is Launching Rockets Straight Into Mysterious Clouds That Could Devastate Global Communications! - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good

share office space ...

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How did you know you weren't the narc?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

You won’t believe how much each Nvidia employee is worth as the company rides the AI gold rush - The Economic Times

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Apple’s 2024 M4 MacBook Pro with a 1TB SSD has never been this cheap - The Verge

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

What to Know About Tyler Perry’s $260 Million Lawsuit - Vulture

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Buying Guide: The Best Watches For Life During Summer 2025 - Monochrome Watches

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post